Backstage w/Edge And Lita

 The scene opens as Edge and Lita  are arriving at the arena in Austin,Texas. They park the rented car, and Lita whom is wearing a pair of jeans and a tank top and a pair of Lita armbands gets out of the passenger side and stretches out and yawns as she takes her hand and brushes it through her red hair.. she then looks at Edge whom is getting there duffle bags from the trunk and tells him...

"Rated"R"Diva"Lita-This place is huge isn't it..

Edge then nods his head in agreement and then the two go into the hotel and check in at the registration office..and get there room key and go to there room..Lita then watches as Edge sets down there duffle bags and then he sighs as he opens the door and picks them up once more and tosses them into the room, and he then walks over to the sliding door to the balcony and opens it.. Lita who is trailing behind shuts the door and then Edge speaks

"Rated"R"Superstar"Edge-One thing that sucks, Texas is always hot..

Lita then smiles as she walks over to Edge who is admiring the sky and the sun.. and she tells him..

"Rated"R"Diva"Lita-Just like you babe, always hot..

He then leans and gives her a quick kiss and then he says

"Rated"R"Superstar"Edge-No like us...

Lita then smiles as Edge grabs her hand and they go sit on the sable colored softa that looks as though nobody had sit on it for years it was so perfect..Then Edge says..

"Rated"R"Superstar"Edge-Just imagine you and me all alone in this big hotel room.. with you having nothing but that women's title around your waist..im excited for you babe..

Lita then smiled because she knew she was going up against one of the thoughest women in the federation.She didn't care.Carmella was nothing but a diva search loser.Lita has talent.Lita knew she was going to bring it at the Revolution PPV,and she was going to add another title reign to her record.

"Rated"R"Diva"Lita-Yeah I'm excited for me too.. One of my friends backstage said they had a little run-in with the washed up playmate, and they had a exchange of words..

Edge then looked at Lita and took a strand of her hair and flicked it out of her face and then he got real close to her like he was truely intrested in what she had to say and he asked

"Rated"R"Superstar"Edge-Is this the part where you act all scared?.. Im only kidding babe.. So what did she have to say about you??..

Lita then giggled a bit, as she adjusted her arm band and said

"Rated"R"Diva"Lita-1st she was talking about when she blew you off or something like that.. I'm just going to get right to the point. That was the best thing that ever happend to you.. Does' porno ring a bell? Yeah Adam she did porno, and she calls me the slut! Do you know how many people probabl....

Edge then puts his hand over Lita's mouth and acts like he was shaking..

"Rated"R"Diva"Lita-I didn't sale my body to some old man, and let guys gloat all over me..and yet there again im a slut.. i guess they say it takes one to know one right?.. I mean serisouly...She is a pathetic excuse for a womens champion, when she couldn't even beat Christy Hemme in a damn pillow fight.. a pillow fight ADAM.. She got knocked out by a damn pilow.. I've been in hardcore matches with Trish Stratus.. And this bitch thinks shes some shit.. People like her seriously piss me off..

Lita felt the anger rise in her.. and she liked it.. and Edge was enjoying Lita venting like this.. It only ment better things to come later..

"Rated"R"Superstar"Edge-There just has to be more...

"Rated"R"Diva"Lita-Oh there is.. She called me a cow?.. what the hell?.. atleast i dont starve myself.. I don't sacrafice my body to be pretty.. I sacrifice my body for my job..and my desire. and thats wrestling..I dress how i feel, im sorry i don't feel like showing off my body to the whole world all the time, its called a since of style...but you see she wouldn't know what that is since she spends most of her time with her clothes off.. She even made the remark that i couldn't fit into her clothes.. what the hell do I look like I want to catch some diseases? You know what i find funny Adam..

Edge then looked at her and shruged 

"Rated"R"Superstar"Edge-Please do' tell.. do' tell..

"Rated"R"Diva"Lita-How she still goes around bragging that she was 2004 playmate of the year.. hmm.. i think its the year 2006.. I think its seriously time to come off of that.. and face it..I mean its obvious shes in playboy denial..Woopity doo..im 2004 playboy playmate.. look at me..I still want attenion...She even called herself competition.. thats so funny..she knocks a few sorry divas on there asses and now you think your just queen bee around this nest?.Please.. She thinks the ladies in pink are pathetic..maybe she should join up with them?.. They can all be washed up playmate whores..Wanna know something else babe?

Edge then looked at Lita and he began to rub her shoulders as he could see she was getting worked up..

"Rated"R"Diva"Lita-Im on a roll im just goin to go ahead and say it.. Carmella thinks now that she has the Olympic zero by her side that shes unstopable. I mean seriously its Kurt Angle. He couldn't even beat up John Cena for the WWE title.. He had to switch shows to get a title from a man who had to give his up..and fight the little idiots to get to it..and they knew he was going to win..But look at you Edge..you beat Cena when you cashed in. Those were the days. We were on top, but we will be once again..

"Rated"R"Superstar"Edge-Yeah I know..We are so great. Now that we are together again, we will dominate the business once more..

She then looked at him and smiled and he leaned in and kissed her..and then she got up and grabbed his hand and he stood up.. and she gave him a playful wink..as the two walked off and the scene faded